Episode Guide: Season One

Episode One: The Pilot: The first episode of Desperate Housewives. We meet the cast and are introduced to some of the secrets buried on Wisteria Lane. . .

Episode Two: Ah, but Underneath: Lynette resorts to desperate measures in order to take control of her kids. Susan asks Mike out to dinner but finds that she isn't the only one that wants a piece of the new neighbor. Bree & Rex begin marriage counciling, as Gabrielle's affair with John reaches a new level. . .

Episode Three: Pretty Little Picture: Rex cries when he ejaculates -- Bree told the neighborhood at the dinner party she threw in honor of Mary Alice. Slowly, but surely, the relationship between Mike and Susan begins to grow . . .

Episode Four: Who's That Woman?: Mrs. Huber blackmails Susan -- and Susan and Edie go at it for Mike. The note is revealed to Paul... and someone's sock is found under Carlos' bed. . .

Episode Five: Come in, Stranger: Susan tries her luck out as a prostitute, while Bree has a scary run in with an early Christmas and Zach. . . Meanwhile, some of Mike's 'secrets' are revealed, just as Carlos' mother strolls into town. . . suitcase in hand.

Episode Eight: Guilty: Lynette looses it, Mary Alice appears to a desperate neighbor, Edie escapes death while Mrs. Huber bites the dust. Finally, Susan and Mike break the sexual tension. . . while Mama Solis sits in a coma. . . .

Episode Nine: Suspicious Minds: John's mother finds out about the affair but thinks it is with someone else. . . Gabrielle does something 'charitable' and Susan is subject to a case of mistaken identity. . . Carlos gets arrested, while Rex pees his pants. . .

Episode Sixteen: The Ladies Who Lunch: Maisy Gibbons is busted . . . Rex's need for 'embarrassment' is taken to a new level. . . Gabrielle and Carlos run into a little problem. . . Edie and Susan team up to do some investigating. . . and Lynette is on a motherly mission. .